31.03.2021 - 01:44
I thought this at least deserved a forum post... Sun Tsu, On the Eighty-Ninth turn of the 250 Protocoin Drop game, this Year the Two-Thousand-Twenty-First, MrPhobos emerged Victorious over all eighteen or so other Contestants. After a war for the New World, which lasted no less than thirty turns, MrPhobos began to invade Northern Africa to defeat the Ukrainian Devils. With the support of Southeastern Chinese (later Indonesian) Marines, Australian Infantry that kept getting blown up 'cus the fucking idiot KEPT SENDING TRANSPORTS OUT WITHOUT PROTECTION, and the massive Eastern Chinese Horde, the Ukrainian Devils surrendered. After swiftly establishing His Just Rule over two thirds of Africa, all of Europe, and the middle east, it was Indonesia who rallied the loose confederation of Asian Brothers to the war effort. For them, nothing had changed; they still faced insurmountable odds from the West, just as they had with Ukraine. It was not to be. China had accidentally stayed up the entire night playing video games, and had to go to work in three hours. With There Surrender, all of the East's money was sent to little Indonesia. At this point, the Southeastern Chinese had been thrown out of their Homeland and had been forced to seek refuge on islands that were relatively far from the War. Tragedy struck, as Australia too Surrendered in the aftermath of the Chinese surrender. What followed was torture. The "Indonesian" people knew that they could not win - in fact, they knew since turn 10 that they wouldn't manage to score a victory - but they did know how to hide marines in the off chance that the American Ruler would fall asleep and be Kicked from Office. From Finland to Hawaii to Bolivia to the Solomon Islands to Alaska and Tanzania, a game of Cat and Mouse unfolded. And on turn the Eighty-Ninth, the world was finally united under the Blood Red Banner. MrPhobos Himself is said to have sincerely expressed an "AHA" at the revelation of victory. May we all live prosperously under the Blood Red Banner.
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