CoRammbo Eagle --- EPISODE #2

Note: Any similarity with virtual people is intentional

Introduction

Sooo, it seemed that 7.2.2016. will be standard day in atWar community, but..... Servers were crushing down few times, players were losing duels, CWs, RPs, WWIIs and the rest of important or long games. Normally, it made them mad a bit so they gone into forums to see where is a problem.
Also, everything seemed fine for Croat, the air was clean, no enemies around, he checked all possible ambushes - all clear, so he posted a thread in General Discussion...
First comment from Bossko, supporting one. It all seemed so friendly in there and Croat didn't expect any fast attack, especially not the individual one, because Croat can always deal with these fake forum Rambo's.

Plot

What happened in next 10 seconds shocked Croat who was staying there unprepared. It was his big enemy - CoRammbo Eagle who suddenly spawned in comments.. An Albanian virtual Rambo who is the strongest in forums and who never cries in game. b Here is his comment:

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 14:18

... go ahead and donate every month some of your own personal money and lets get better servers.
Youre not the only one who experienced server issues, but if you wont help it resolve, at least dont cry like a girl in forums every time servers go down for 20 minutes

That strenght. How can he be immune on such a things and don't cry on all these issues with servers?
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Croat skillfully defended from CoRammbo's attack, but he was still wondering where the hell CoRammbo spawned from?
CoRammbo's answer shocked Croat:


Luckilly, day 7.2.2016. ended without victims because CoRammbo's attack wasn't that hard as it knows to be.

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All calmed down and it looked like it is ended, CoRammbo probably gone to sleep. But, it was only calm before the storm.
Tomorrow, 8.2.2016. , Njab posted a thread that it's impossible to play with these servers. 2 minutes after he was impossible to resist on CoRammbo's attack:

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 14:18

Another croat here, if its impossible to play then turn off your pc and dont cry like a girl in forums

Seems like CoRammbo never sleeps. He is always hiding somewhere in atWar forums and it's just impossible to find him, even for Croat, Khal and hdrakon, his biggest enemies.

These are CoRammbo's words to Njab after he attacked that little guy from Serbia from ambush in Gen. Discussion with his knife:

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Denouement

Croat and Njab lost this time. The rest of atwar community provide a comfort to Croat and Njab and have been their shoulder to cry.

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Conclusion

Croat's and Njab's payback is soon! Be aware CoRammbo, be aware..........

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Marry corrambo already

LOL go croat go

cry rambo XD

Lol.

XAXAXAXAXAXAXA

Lol, nice community reaction

10/10 atwar comedy gold

Pls no make me cri Corrambo, I be scare of u in RL. Pls no bring your OVK (Organizovana Vojna Komedija) mates or I'll cri even louder.

Geschreven door Guest, 08.02.2016 at 16:22

Pls no make me cri Corrambo, I be scare of u in RL.

Inb4 he quotes you back this:

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 12.11.2015 at 13:10

Btw if it happens for u to meet me, i promise i would fuck you up so bad your own parents wont recognize you anymore.

Youre just a pussy boy, thats what you are pussy

Geschreven door Your Monkey, 08.02.2016 at 16:11

XAXAXAXAXAXAXA

So just because i didnt agree with croat being a bitch in forums, he makes threads on me lol. Nice job by making yourself look like a clown again lol

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 16:34

So just because i didnt agree with croat being a bitch in forums, he makes threads on me lol. Nice job by making yourself look like a clown again lol

Rambo was also a bitch and they made a several films about him.
CoRammbo is like Rambo, but in forums and I am your producer. I am that one who will publish you and make money on you to pay Admins for new servers baahhahxhaxaxaxaxaxxx

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 16:38

Lmao, CoRammbo doesn't even know Soldier is mine best friend on AW xaxaxa

'Retarded' is the most usual word we are saying to each other, but you jerked off on that because you want to dig me down so hardly...

Unluckily, your iq too low for that bahcaxaxa

go back in toilet, my lovely madamm Rammbina

You have anger issues, every time i post you have to reply me back even if you say something stupid you still have to say it.


Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 16:45

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato

'Wise men don't go in America to brush toilets, fools go in America to brush toilets' - Croat

So much material for next episode. See you soon

Have a nice dreams Rambo

Ffs lol youre so annoying its not even funny, only your fag friends who hate me too like this lol the rest of aw is like wtf this croat so retard
oh and btw get a life

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 16:59

Ffs lol youre so funny its annoying only to CoRammbo, only your fag whole community who hatee me too like this lol the rest of aw (Pavle and Tito) is like wtf this croat so retard
oh and btw get me a new brush, this one too shitty

I am here to fix this comment like u fix toilet shit. And yes, I'll buy you another brush

Geschreven door Croat, 08.02.2016 at 17:09

I am here to fix this comment like u fix toilet shit. And yes, I'll buy you another brush

It seems like the old one is way too dirty of shit.

I haven't seen anyone get beat down as bad as Corrambo since the tito vs tik-tok days

Geschreven door Viruslegion, 08.02.2016 at 17:51

I haven't seen anyone get beat down as bad as Corrambo since the tito vs tik-tok days

a bunch of noobs forming a faggotry group with a bitch as leader, talking shit to only 1 player in forums isnt really called a "beat down" its called faggotry :D cuz in game yall suck so hard that you have to do something in forums to get noticed. Im ignoring most of the stuff tbh as i dont find it interesting or insulting, rather just annoying and funny. Trust me, its such a fun seeing a bunch of ingame noobs acting like fags just so they can support a bitch like croat

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 18:12

...talking shit to only 1 player in forums

Yes, because your job is to brush that shit and because everyone enjoys in shitting on you

Geschreven door Croat, 08.02.2016 at 18:21

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 18:12

...talking shit to only 1 player in forums

Yes, because your job is to brush that shit and because everyone enjoys in shitting on you

this is what i mean by "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. - Plato"

You quote every of my comments, just because you HAVE to quote it even if that means to say something stupid like u always do.

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 18:25

You quote every of my comments, just because you HAVE to quote it even if that means to say something stupid like u always do.

Shitting you isn't stupid

I always wonder if we held a legit Atwar convention, how many would gather around Corrambo? Him and his keyboard warrior skills.

Wonder if Albania has their respective martial art. Wonder if I it could take down Philippine eskrima?

Geschreven door Yeomanry, 08.02.2016 at 18:43

I always wonder if we held a legit Atwar convention, how many would gather around Corrambo? Him and his keyboard warrior skills.

Wonder if Albania has their respective martial art. Wonder if I it could take down Philippine eskrima?

BAHAHAHAHHXHHAHHXA

this isn't human anymore

Geschreven door Croat, 08.02.2016 at 19:38

Test

youre pathetic

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 19:40

Geschreven door Croat, 08.02.2016 at 19:38

Test

youre pathetic

Pathetic you say?





I was just checking if I am forum banned or what; unluckily for you I am not.

And WTF, are you patrolling on this thread whole this time, how the hell you catched a comment which was here between 3 - 6 seconds?
Does it really hurt you so much?

Geschreven door AlBoZzZ, 08.02.2016 at 18:12

Geschreven door Viruslegion, 08.02.2016 at 17:51

I haven't seen anyone get beat down as bad as Corrambo since the tito vs tik-tok days

a bunch of noobs forming a faggotry group with a bitch as leader, talking shit to only 1 player in forums isnt really called a "beat down" its called faggotry :D cuz in game yall suck so hard that you have to do something in forums to get noticed. Im ignoring most of the stuff tbh as i dont find it interesting or insulting, rather just annoying and funny. Trust me, its such a fun seeing a bunch of ingame noobs acting like fags just so they can support a bitch like croat

Sounds like a whiny punk ass teen.

I could beat the shit out of such twat. Feed him his own teeth. Or probably all the keyboard letters from A-Z, including the printscreen.