How do I lose my virginity?

Very funny. Waffel how young are you?

:You can't bro you are destined to be forever virgin

fuck a man

Moved to off topic. As for your question, start by having zero standards.

But... how does a dutch hooker remain a virgin?

you must be very bad at your job...

Geschreven door Permamuted, 09.12.2014 at 08:45

But... how does a dutch hooker remain a virgin?

you must be very bad at your job...

xaxa I wanted to feel clean now u hurt me with #realitybitch

Geschreven door Acquiesce, 09.12.2014 at 08:35

Moved to off topic. As for your question, start by having zero standards.

xaxa so acq u wanna make out? you are my zero standard

Geschreven door Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

..
well for me it happened when i was a kid..my mother sent me for milk in the local store..the shop keeper told me he had banana flavoured milk down in the basement and that i was to follow him there.I really loved bananas dude..
so i dunno..go get some milk or something

Geschreven door Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

I think this might be the problem.

Geschreven door Goblin, 09.12.2014 at 11:14

Geschreven door Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

I think this might be the problem.

omg fy

You'd have to get off atwar, not worth it

If you are virgin than what is in your womb?

Geschreven door Khal.eesi, 09.12.2014 at 09:27

Geschreven door Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

..
well for me it happened when i was a kid..my mother sent me for milk in the local store..the shop keeper told me he had banana flavoured milk down in the basement and that i was to follow him there.I really loved bananas dude..
so i dunno..go get some milk or something

Geschreven door Your Mother, 10.12.2014 at 07:00

Geschreven door Khal.eesi, 09.12.2014 at 09:27

Geschreven door Waffel, 09.12.2014 at 03:34

..
well for me it happened when i was a kid..my mother sent me for milk in the local store..the shop keeper told me he had banana flavoured milk down in the basement and that i was to follow him there.I really loved bananas dude..
so i dunno..go get some milk or something

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I don't think Waffel is lesbian.

Geschreven door Meester, 10.12.2014 at 08:18

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I don't think Waffel is lesbian.

Oh, ok... sorry for assuming Waffel is just another male AW nerd.
In case Meester is right:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a guy (or lady if you wish)
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 08:23

Geschreven door Meester, 10.12.2014 at 08:18

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I don't think Waffel is lesbian.

Oh, ok... sorry for assuming Waffel is just another male AW nerd.
In case Meester is right:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a guy (or lady if you wish)
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

Problem solved

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 07:59

Geschreven door Waffel, 01.12.2014 at 03:06

in The Netherlands we have a saying: Who asks, gets ''skipped''

Oh man, that's how we feel about players asking to be Mod.

As to your original question:
Step 1. Stop playing AW every day
Step 2. Gather some cash
Step 3. Pay a lady
Step 4. Come back to AW and tell us the experience.

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Geschreven door 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 11:34

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Just skip some details.

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 16:14

Geschreven door 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 11:34

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Just skip some details.

OK so I drove a car to the hotel and when I got there I see this little asian peeking out the door, I thought it might have been meester and it was a trap
(jk)

Yelled 'Hello big boi'

I went in and 'oh you take your clothes off ok'
'ok'
I'm standing there naked, gave the money for 1 hour

Kept saying 'oh you young husband'
o-ok

showing me pictures of a kid :/
had sex maybe 6 7 times
someone called while we were doing it and I was told to wait on the balcony while another client came in
they never came (Thank god)
took me by the phallus and dragged me to bed
sex again
'oh why you so quiet when we make love, yung husban!'
prostitute fell asleep in my arms, woke up wanted to have sex again
o-ok
kept trying to kiss me but I just went to the side kissing the neck
(yuck.jpg)

I got invited back the next three nights in a row after that I kept getting calls at all hours and texts I went back once for free btw but not again because of kissing
otherwise I would have
I turned my phone off for a week and I had a bunch of pictures sent to me

;_;

I might go to a new prostitute but I only have enough money for half an hour, but this was in mid june

Play atwar at least 10h a day

First thing you want to do is stay off atwar , you will stay a virgin otherwise

Geschreven door 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 18:34

Geschreven door Columna Durruti, 10.12.2014 at 16:14

Geschreven door 4Chan, 10.12.2014 at 11:34

I did that but you'll all make fun of me if I told you...

Just skip some details.

OK so I drove a car to the hotel and when I got there I see this little asian peeking out the door, I thought it might have been meester and it was a trap
(jk)

Yelled 'Hello big boi'

I went in and 'oh you take your clothes off ok'
'ok'
I'm standing there naked, gave the money for 1 hour

Kept saying 'oh you young husband'
o-ok

showing me pictures of a kid :/
had sex maybe 6 7 times
someone called while we were doing it and I was told to wait on the balcony while another client came in
they never came (Thank god)
took me by the phallus and dragged me to bed
sex again
'oh why you so quiet when we make love, yung husban!'
prostitute fell asleep in my arms, woke up wanted to have sex again
o-ok
kept trying to kiss me but I just went to the side kissing the neck
(yuck.jpg)

I got invited back the next three nights in a row after that I kept getting calls at all hours and texts I went back once for free btw but not again because of kissing
otherwise I would have
I turned my phone off for a week and I had a bunch of pictures sent to me

;_;

I might go to a new prostitute but I only have enough money for half an hour, but this was in mid june

Geschreven door Tirpitz406, 09.12.2014 at 08:32

fuck a man